If I was a famous author I would publish a book with ten different endings which all went to print with varying degrees of rarity, but not tell the fans about it so that I could watch their confusion as they disagree over how the story ended. Then when they figured it out I would ‘come clean’, telling them that I had released eleven alternate endings and watch them panic again as they all try to find the last ending.
This is perfect.
I’d do it. lol
Proof I’m now black.
My friend Matt pepper sprayed himself, by testing the can of pepper spray outside to make sure it worked… it then caught the wind and blew back into his face. He then rubbed his face with his hands… went into the bar he was going to, went to the bathroom and instead of washing his hands and face first, he decides to pee… and burns his dick with his pepper sprayed hands….
He asked me, “Do you know how hard it is to hit on twinks when your dick is on FIRE?”
To which I replied, “HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! You WOULD do that shit,”
George Takei responds to “traditional” marriage fans.
George Takei is flawfree.
This is pure awesome!
And I just don’t understand why people just can’t let other people live how they want to. If you don’t agree with it or don’t like it, then don’t do whatever it is yourself and don’t worry about what others are doing. I wish these people would just take a few moments to try to picture things the other way around and see how they would feel if they were told they couldn’t be with whomever they loved. Or if they were raped and forced to have a baby they don’t want. Or just couldn’t be themselves….. Stop using “God” for all your reasons to hate. Do you really think that’s how a God would want you to act, if there is one….? I highly doubt it… but hey… I guess logic just doesn’t work for everyone… which is a shame.
Guess Men and Women should just keep having babies that they don’t even want, while same sex couples actually go through adoption- showing just how badly they actually want that child… (not to say all straight couples don’t want kids or that even same sex parents can’t be bad parents) So how about you stop judging others and make sure you’re perfect first.
I think that every person who thinks they are any better than another is extremely naive.
Saying that same sex couples is wrong just because a religious man wrote it in a book makes little sense. Because what if that book wasn’t written or no one had told you it was wrong… would you still feel that way? hmm.. probably not.
Don’t judge me.
my mother said i could be anything i wanted so i became an anxious and antisocial recluse with an internet dependence and an intolerance for natural light
My mother told me I could be anything I wanted. But then as I grew up she would go on to say that dreams never come true. Relationships are always shitty and never last, while making throw up noises when watching romantic movies. And she always says how life sucks, then you die.
Then she wonders why I’m not more positive about things…. hmmm… don’t know. O.o
A little girl in my 4th grade class came up to me after recess and said, “I got married at recess!” and I said “Oh? I didn’t know anyone was ordained under the age of twelve.” and she asked me what ordained meant and I explained and then she said “Oh, well, no, my wife and I were married by the slide, but we’ll be happy together anyway.”
So apparently on school playgrounds, slides are already legalizing same-sex marriage.
I would’ve high fived the little girl. :)
This is what I want to tell people when they ask me advice. Because they aren’t going to take my advice anyway.